Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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