I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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