I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Randomize
