Do you still have your period?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Little spoons don't ask big questions
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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