Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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