i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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