Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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