as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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