then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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