After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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