West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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