I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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