You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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