Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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