is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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