That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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