Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
50% drunk capacity currently
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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