if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
