i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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