i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just threw up on my dentist
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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