Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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