I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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