butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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