i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
What a dumb baby whore.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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