before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Randomize
