It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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