It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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