Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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