scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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