Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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