Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
we should paint friendship bongs
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