I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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