Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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