i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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