Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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