Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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