i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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