In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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