This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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