Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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