found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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