im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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