You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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