woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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