Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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