She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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