mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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