'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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