Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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