as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Randomize