So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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