And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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