Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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