if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
handjob tips. give me some.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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